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 Purim Special- Stealing bases: Is it ethical to steal bases?

HumorQ. My son is pretty quick, and his little league coach has been encouraging him to steal bases. I'm worried that this is improper behavior. A player deserves to advance if he earns it through a hit, or if the defense forfeits a base through an error. But is it really ethical to steal a base? We always try to discourage our children from stealing. TC

Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir, The Jewish Ethicist responds.

;Posted by jewcentral on Monday, March 06 @ 00:00:00 PST
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 Purim Explained in 805 Words or Less

HumorMartin Bodek, Co-founder of TheKnish.com, takes a humorous look about the Jewish holiday of Purim and it's traditions.

;Posted by jewcentral on Friday, March 03 @ 12:15:51 PST
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 The Eight Days of Chanuka

HumorMartin Bodek, Co-founder of TheKnish.com, gives us a humorous look at his delicious Chanukah and its consequences.

;Posted by jewcentral on Friday, December 09 @ 00:00:00 PST
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 Succos Explained in 839 Words or Less

HumorMartin Bodek, Co-founder of TheKnish.com, explains the Jewish holiday of Succos in just 839 words, while standing on one leg.

;Posted by jewcentral on Monday, October 10 @ 00:00:00 PDT
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 Tips: Jews are always available: 24/6

HumorAvailable 24/5The September 6th New Yorker has a humorous image that's available as a print or t-shirt- it will make a good holiday gift. “And remember, if you need anything I’m available 24/6.”

;Posted by jewcentral on Monday, September 19 @ 00:00:00 PDT
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 Top 10 Jewish Graduation Antics

HumorThe only thing better than a graduation is a Jewish graduation. Jewish humor site Bangitout presents the top 10 Jewish Graduation Antics:

;Posted by jewcentral on Monday, May 23 @ 00:00:00 PDT
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 Why real men love the holidays

HumorWhy Real Men Love Shavuos
* Bring on that Tikkun Leil - compared to college, what's one more all-nighter?
* Ninety-nine cups of coffee to go, ninety-nine cups to go...
* Mmmm... Cheesecake!

Why Real Men Hate Shavuos
* Oh, how special. More pretty flowers. I'm sick of all the stinkin' flowers!
* Blintzes? You call that food? Whe-ere's the beef?
* How many times do I have to tell you: Real
men don't eat quiche.

;Posted by biurchametz on Friday, May 13 @ 00:00:00 PDT
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 Computer Pesach cleaning guidelines

HumorI don't know why I haven't seen computer Pesach cleaning guidelines addressed elsewhere, so I will summarize here. Don't rely on me for halachic advice-I am not a rabbi; always make sure to ask your own rabbi if you have practical questions. And remember to take appropriate safety precautions in working with hazardous materials such as cleaning products.

;Posted by biurchametz on Thursday, April 28 @ 10:31:02 PDT
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 Rabbi's Curse Causes Yankee Collapse

HumorCould the Yankees recent woes be attributed to a Rabbi from Brooklyn?

;Posted by jewcentral on Thursday, October 28 @ 13:17:27 PDT
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 Revelation Tactics: Five Methods With Which A Lady Can Present Herself

HumorThere are several methods with which a lady can present herself to her date upon his arrival. I've researched (by dating. Simple, huh?) and discovered five distinct methods and named these phenomena Revelationus Tacticus - or in laymen's terms, Revelation Tactics. Here they are, in order of least preferred to most preferred:

;Posted by thebodie on Friday, October 22 @ 00:00:00 PDT
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